While on your lunch break from work sitting by the ocean on a bright, warm sunny day watching the waves calmly lap against the shore, holiday goers tanning on the sand, sea birds drifting along the gentle breeze and you see a majestic yacht floating in from an amazing day of sailing while you’ve been locked away under florescent lights starring at a computer screen, think to yourself… “roll out the long cannons and prepare to fire on my order mateys… She’ll be in range soon.”
Posted from me via some sort of modern day contraption.

