Auto correct on phones needs a name change. It’s been long enough that we’ve allowed this menacing little peice of technology to silently mock us when communicating with the world, it sneakily changes words we type thus making us look ridiculous and enough is enough*.
So here’s a list of potential names that should hopefully reflect our sentiments from one point or another and more accurately describe the process.
1: Auto incorrect
2: Auto wrong
3: Auto I didn’t type that
4: Auto Stupid auto correct
5: Auto OMG auto correct changed it, I didn’t type that.
6: Auto Damn you auto correct
7: Auto (insert expletive) auto correct you peice of (insert expletive)
8: Auto OMG YOU SON OF A (censored) WHAT THE HELL WHY DON’T YOU STUPID (censored) PHONE MAKERS FIX THIS STUPID (censored) THING? EVERY (censored) TIME I TRY AND SEND A TEXT OR POST A STATUS YOU GO AND CHANGE MY (censored) WORDS. I’M SO (censored) SICK OF THIS!
and finally..
9: (censored) it
*12 words were auto corrected incorrectly while making this post.
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